'Scuse me while I sip this chai

I would not be at ALL surprised if I was the only person who, while seeing these pics of Sharon Stone, immediately thought of the legend of Elizabeth Bathory, except she looks a few days shy of her next blood bath. I'm all for Hollywood expanding the definition of beauty to encompass a greater age range, but ol' Sharon needs to tone down that look a smidge. That hair is like one of those old powdered wigs after a bird attack. And WTF is up with the gold lips? It would appear that SOMEBODY's been getting freaky with C3pO.

I hear he's like a machine.